The dreaded pre android devices

At the moment I am on my old touch that has recently risen from the depths of the dreaded tech drawer of the dead and unwanted. As a member of the apple haters organization this post is to remind myself as to why I hate any and all of the Apple products that I encounter which includes iPhones that I have to set up email for as no one in my college seem to know how to do. What I hate the most about the touch is that there are many applications that are portrait mode only * cough blogger cough cough*, there is no voice dictation available when typing, and it is hard to tell when one is in capitals or not as the keys are static. Also it takes too long to find the symbol like the asterisk. Which can be found on the keyboard directly and accessed by a push and hold. This thing it so limited and can only run one app at a time. I will continue this later as the keys are making my hands cramp up.